Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Episode 3: Bi-Curious or Bi-Polar?

Previously, on "The Real World, Sunset Valley":
Episode 2 (The Monster Within)

-Thor tried to get Brooke involved in his scheme but it backfired.
-Brooke called him a "monster".
-Thor backed out of the bet with Jason.
-Vanessa and Thor shared similar views about fraud and shoplifting.
-Pak was okay.




I was surprised to see Vanessa cleaning the toilet even though she doesn't have the Neat trait like Hannah.

Vanessa: Seriously, people! How hard is it to flush??



To help them achieve their LTW, I send them off to get jobs. Vanessa finds a job in the Criminal career at the Outstanding Citizen Warehouse Corp. The irony.



It looks like she and Thor will be working together as Decoys!



Pak will be working at the Landgraab Science Facility as a Test Subject. Well, we all have to start somewhere, right?



Jason goes off to Llama Memorial stadium to start as a Rabid Fan. What do you know?? That suit came in handy after all! Brooke is a Clothes Folder at Sharma Day Spa and Hannah is a Cashier Register Specialist at Budget Books.

Did you really think they were going to sit around on their ass all day and do nothing?? Hah!



Later that night, Thor finds himself conveniently seated between Vanessa and Brooke. Again. I guess the tension between them is gone.

Thor: Hey Vanessa. If you're going to be cleaning the house, are you going to wear a French maid outfit?

Vanessa: No.

Thor: Aww. Why not?

Vanessa: Because I only wear that on special occasions.

Thor: Is THAT right?? *eyes light up*

Vanessa: DOWN boy!

Brooke: Teehee...



All of a sudden, Hannah gets up and starts flirting with Brooke. What the???

Hannah: I'd give anything in this world to see you in a French maid outfit.

Brooke: Does it have to be French?

Hannah: It can be whatever you want.

Brooke's Flirty trait must be really strong since she didn't even get offended. Unless she's...

What a way to make a friend in the house, Hannah!



Brooke: Can you speak French?



Hannah: No, but I can kiss in French.

Vanessa and Thor seem to be enjoying the show.



Brooke: ......

And what is up with Vanessa??



Vanessa: OMG, these girls are unbelievable. Will they do anything for attention?? 

Is she jealous or something? And who is she exactly jealous of? This is getting weird.



Alright, Pak. Let's try this again. This time, we're going for Level 3 before we fix the dishwasher. Mmmkay?

Pak: Whatever lady. You know if I get zapped again, I'm dead right?

Me: Oh. Right. Look on the bright side. The ratings will go up! And Thor will be jumping for joy.

Pak: I heard that!



*Crossing fingers*



Hannah: Pak, why don't you just call a repairman? You already got electricuted.

Pak: I GOT this!



Hannah: Alright, suit yourself.



Pak: YEAH BUDDY!!!

Whew! Pak is still alive. And he fixed the dishwasher. Nice!!



That incident with Hannah caught Brooke a little off guard. She's normally not like that, but I don't know what came over her.

Brooke: Where's Jason? I need to be around some testosterone.



She found him in the bathroom.

Jason: Hey Brooke, watch this.

Brooke: What are you doing?

Jason: I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue.

Brooke: Ewww!! Jason, you're such a dork. Good lord, that's a long tongue.


She starts to imagine what his tongue is capable of, so she looks away.



Jason: You're talking to me, so what does that make you?

Brooke: Haha...Whatever!



Jason: Duuuuuhhhhh...



She loves his sense of humor. She can get a little intense sometimes, so the fact that he can make her laugh puts her at ease.

Brooke: I needed this. I had quite a day today, so thanks for making me laugh.

Jason: Anytime. Yeah, I saw that incident between you and Thor earlier. What happened?

Brooke: I'll tell you about it later. It's been a long day. And can you believe Hannah hit on me?

Jason: WHAAAAT?? *eyes light up*

Brooke: I know.

Jason: She seems so quiet. She barely talks.

Brooke: Well, looks can be deceiving.

Jason: You have a good point.

Brooke: Oh man what if she falls in love with me?



Jason: Hahaa..like a stalker??

Brooke: Hey, that's not funny. I still have to live here.

Jason: Sorry. You're right. But that would be hot if you guys hook up. Can I watch?

Brooke: Jason!!

Jason: Okay, okay, sorry. Does this girl even know how hot she is? 
I gotta go.

Brooke: Where are you going?

Jason: I need to uhh..relieve some stress.



What were YOU thinking about?? Get your mind out of the gutter!



Later that night, Vanessa confronts Brooke.

Vanessa: Are you even into girls or do you just like people hovering around you like flies??

Brooke: WHAT??

Vanessa: You heard me!



Brooke: First of all, even if I was, that's none of your business. What do you care, anyway??



Seeing this, Thor can tell that Vanessa is really worked up and tries to step in.

Thor: Whoa, Vanessa. Brooke didn't do anything to you. Why are you so upset?

Vanessa: Oh, so you're taking her side now?

Thor: No, but I still don't know why you're so upset.



Brooke: You're just jealous that Hannah flirted with me, and not with you.



Vanessa: You wish. Like she's a real prize.

Brooke: Whatever. I don't have time for this, I'm going to bed.



Vanessa: If she messes with me again, I'm going to take all of her clothes and set them on fire.



Thor: Vanessa, you need to chill. Don't do anything stupid. What if you end up sending the whole house on fire? Someone can get really hurt.

For someone with an Evil trait, Thor is showing compassion.

"But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here"




Vanessa: That's the whole point.

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"Creep" by Radiohead




Next: Episode 4 (Now We're Even)

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